I never thought the Lavender Town song could be any creepier… Then I heard this.
absolutely no no n no
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
welllll this can either be interpreted as “where do you currently live” or “where are you originally from” so i live in new york but am from indiana, holla
Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you
also just so we’re clear if you say “shut up” and i say “make me” that is most definitely an invitation to make out with me
"You will think me cruel, very selfish, but love is always selfish; the more ardent the more selfish. You must come with me, loving me, to death; or else hate me, and still come with me, and hating me through death and after."
Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu, Carmilla